Top 10 Ugly Monster Vampire Zombie Teddy Bears

Ted the Impaler

The name of the definitive vampire, Count Dracula, was inspired by Vlad III (ruler of Wallachia) who was also known as Vlad the Impaler and also Vlad Dracula. Now a new icon has leapt from the reputations of Count Dracula and Vlad Dracula in the form of Ted the Impaler. Behold.

Vampire Teddy

No one could ever accuse Vlad the Impaler or Count Dracula of being cute and cuddly. This weakness in their personalities has, thankfully, now be captured in the cute and cuddy form of Ted the Impaler. He may dress like Count Dracula, with his snazzy silk cape in black lined with red. He certainly has two fully grown fangs protruding from his mouth and a nose shaped like a bat in flight. Look into those piercing eyes and tell us you do not feel yourself being drawn into an ethereal world with floating mists, dark corners and a haunting ancient tune ripped from the strings of an ancient violin. That last one might be just us.

Dressed like Dracula

Ted the Impaler however is a cut above his namesake predecessors. Beneath that black, luscious fur exterior lies a core that is soft, squishy and just dying to be cuddled. His red lined cape with stand up collar gives in an aristocratic look that sets him apart from ordinary Teddy Bears. The red ribbon bow has a bat shaped emblem cast with the name Spiral that is truly reminiscent of the medal worn by Bela Lugosi in the original Dracula movie.

Wonderful Gift

In short, Ted the Impaler is going to appeal to anyone who loves to watch a good vampire movie but still wants to go
to sleep and not have nightmares. Present someone with Ted the Impaler at Christmas or birthday and watch their face light up. He will easily melt the heart of that special someone on Valentine’s day. Don’t forget to bring him out at Halloween to add to your decor. Just make sure he is not near a window during daylight and keep him away from garlic.

Fuggler Bear with Teeth

Ugly Monsters are an acquired taste. If you have acquired such a taste, you are going to simply adore this cute and fuzzy Fuggler ugly monster teddy bear. Along with being cute, this little bear carries a most disarming smile. Packed with teeth. You have been warned.

Lots of ugly monsters to collect

This likeable little monster is one of a whole range of similarly adorable little ugglies made by ‘Fugglers.’ If you decide to collect them all, and there are 40 of these little beasties, you will be delighted to know that each unique little chap comes with his own adoption certificate.

Monsters on Instagram

By simply going onto the Fuggler’s website and registering your new family member, you will immediately be part of a whole network of people who are willing to admit that they love ugly monsters. Cynical people might think you are agreeing to be responsible for whatever destruction your Fuggler ugly monster teddy bear wreaks on your house, neighbourhood, the world at large. We understand. It’s a monster thing. They hang out on instagram too.

Fuggler Blue Monster Bear

With a smile only a mother could love, this little bundle of furry fun will surely eat his way into your heart and gradually work his way through your home. Yes, it takes a certain kind of dedicated monster enthusiast to open their doors to a Fuggler’s Ugly Monster Teddy with blue fur and an orthodontist’s dream of a smile. Once you have been bitten by the Fuggler bug, you won’t just want this little guy. No, there are 40 Fugglers ugly monsters out there, each with their own adoption certificate and each willing to come and invade your home with their infectious personality to fill your days with ugly furry fun.

Vibrant Blue Fur

At 9 inches tall, this furry bundle of fun has David Bowie eyes, a black liquorish nose and a smile that, once seen, can never be forgotten. Each little ugly monster teddy has his own personality. We reckon that with blue hair, this one has to be the outgoing type. Adopt this little ugly monster teddy bear and you can make a lasting impression on your friends and alienate your family all at the same time. Place him in the front window to ward off unwelcome guests.

Ugly Monster Teddy Bears Online

To declare your new best friend to the world, you can visit the Fugglers website and register this little guy as your own. He likes to hang out on Instagram too.

Nightmare Before Christmas Vampire Scary Teddy

His silhouette may be reminscent of a certain famous Disney mouse known for his friendly demeanour, but that is where the similarity ends. This scary little dude has been delighting and terrifying audiences ever since he sprung to life on our screens in Tim Burton’s Nightmare Before Christmas movie (1993) as a vampire Scary Teddy.

A Gift from Sandy Claws

The hero of the movie, Jack Skellington, dresses as Sandy Claws to distributes presents on Christmas Eve to all the boys and girls. One such present he leaves under the tree is this vampire Scary Teddy who comes to life and chases a little boy and girl.

Oogie’s Revenge

This scary little teddy also makes an appearance in the video game released for PS2 and XBOX in 2005 entitled “Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie’s Revenge” (Game UK). Here we see Scary Teddy playing a common enemy called ‘Trick’ alongside ‘ Treat’ who is a Jack O’Lantern.

Valentine’s, Christmas, Birthday, Halloween

Fans of Nightmare Before Christmas spanning all age groups are going to be delighted to have their own plush, authentic Disney Vampire Scary Teddy with his embroidered facial features, embroidered buttons and printed outfit. He has a neat little 3D batwing cape and stands at a commanding 12 inches tall from ear to toe.

Scary Teddy’s broad toothy smile and impish personality appeal to Nightmare Before Christmas fans of all ages. Snap one up on Valentine’s day for the nightmare in your life and Scary Teddy is sure to steal their heart. He comes into his own when you bring him out at Halloween and will make an excellent gift for Christmas, birthday or anytime in between.

Feisty Panda

Squeezes from Sweet to Scary

There are a whole range of Feisty pets that start of as a cute little bundles of fun but can quickly change to look scary with a gentle squeeze behind the ears. At 8.5 inches tall, this cute little Panda has an adorable expression and sleepy eyes. Gently squeeze him behind the ears and you will see just how packed full of attitude this furry friend can be.

Collect the Fiesty Family

There are no batteries or extras required. This little black and white panda bear will captivate, surprise and entertain onlookers of all ages. Pick your favorite from a long list of : dog, cat, monkey, bear, bunny, polar bear and lion.

Feisty Polar Bear

Gaze into the deep blue eyes of this adorable little polar bear and you can’t help sighing ‘aahhh’. Give him a gentle squeeze behind the ears and the dramatic change in his expression may well send you running for cover.

No batties requred

No batteries or accessories are required to activate this bear, just a gently squeeze. His eye brows pivot, his mouth opens to reveal big scary teeth and his whole demeamour changes. Much like real polar bears, this little guy can quickly change from cute to dangerous in a matter of moments.

Give a Gift with Teeth

This cute little polar bear will gives hours of fun, amusement and bemusement. He would make an adorable valentine’s day present, Christmas or birthday gift for anyone who likes their cute little pets to come armed with teeth.

Feisty Brown Bear

Few can resist the charms of a cute, cuddly brown teddy bear. However, squeeze this little chap behind the ears and you will see a whole new side of his personality. Pinch his head in just the right place and those adorable eyes will change to glaring balls of intense anger and that happy smiling face transforms into a snarling cavenous mouth packed with sharp looking teeth!

No batteries or extras are required to activate this bear. At 8.5″ tall, this furry friend would make a great gift for anyone who likes their cute little bundles of fur to come packed with attitude. You won’t need a full moon to see this mild mannered cutesy turn into a howling, snarling beastie. Just squeeze the back of his head to strike terror into the other toys and probably a few humans too.

This little bear would make a great gift on Valentine’s day for those who like something a little different, especially with a Halloween, vampire, werewolf kind of twist. At Halloween he is ideal for greeting those trick or treaters who come calling. Christmas, birthday or anywhere in between, this cute little furry bundle is sure to give lots of laughs, howls and perhaps the odd scream.

Skeleton Onesie

Skeleton Morph Suit Onesie

This is a skeleton onesie designed to transform your bear into a cute skeleton bear. You can quickly convert a much loved existing bear into a skeleton bear, or match it witll a Build a Bear teddy or one of a similar size. This is great for Halloween so that your teddy can dress up too but is also a fun and alternative outfit for Teddy all year round.

What is on the back?

The detail shows teddy as he would look in an x-ray – every bone he would like to have is exposed on this delightfully designed onesie. Turn teddy around and you will see the detail extends down the back. Your bear will look every inch the skeleton whatever way he is placed.

Halloween Bear

Even bears like to get dressed up occasionally and what better time than at Halloween? Now your favorite bear can join in the festivities with his own little skelton morph suit onesie. When Halloween is over, you have the option to easily remove his skeleton onesie and hang up ready for next Halloween.

Great gift idea

This would make a great gift for any bear lover. Give your bestest bear buddy a treat and match your furry friend with this super skeleton onesie today! Whether it is a Valentine’s gift for a zombie fan, Halloween decoration to transform your home into a haunt, or a Christmas or birthday gift for a fan of the furry and freaky, this zombie bear onesie is sure to be a big hit.

Fuggler Ugly Monster

Awww! Look at the little monster in his cute little straight jacket, isn’t he just adorable? By now you are probably familiar with the extensive range of Fuggler monsters that are available and how adopting one may very well bring far reaching consquences to your life. On the plus side, all the time you keep this little guy in the straight jacket, what could go wrong?

Removable straightjacket

This ugly monster has a straight jacket that is removable and underneath it you will find a 9″ ugly monster with furry arms and legs and a furry little body. The straight jacket is printed on cloth, so his arms are not exactly strapped across his body. We wouldn’t want the little guy to suffer now would we?

Official Adoption Papers

All Fugglers ugly monster creatures come with a trademark button on the back, so you know he is the genuine article. He also arrives in his own presentation box and has his own adoption certificate. Claim him as your own by registering your new ugly monster member of the family on the Fuggler’s website.

Armed to the Teeth

Just like all Fugglers Ugly monsters, our straightjacket snappy dresser here has a row of human looking teeth and a winning smile. Or is that a grimace? Straightjacket has the most adorable deep blue eyes that are so appealing you will immediately be tempted to remove his straightjacket and set him free. It’s there for a reason. You have been warned.

Prop Zombie Bear

Great Halloween Prop

If you are into zombies, scary Halloween props or things that go bump in the night then this ghoulish zombie teddy bear prop is a must have for your collection. At 13″ x 12″ 8″, this zombie apocalyptic teddy bear would make an awesome sight as part of your Halloween decorations. For example, place him in a dark closet with a torch aimed on his face and send in unsuspecting victims. He would also make a great gift for Valentine’s, Christmas or birthday.

walking undead type of ted

In a real break from the traditional cute, furry, cuddly teddy bear, this walking undead zombie teddy looks like he might have belonged to Carl Grimes. The patches where he is has fur are still cute and soft but what lurks beneath has been laid bare for all to see.

The Gory Detail

The one eye that this zombie teddy still has looks manic and angry. A portion of his face has been ripped off and the flesh torn from his lip has fixed his mouth in the shape of a permanent snarl. With his left arm partly severed, it does mean he is down to one fighting arm. However, the squishy stump left behind with his bone poking through is pretty gory. Where this zombie teddy once had a round, cuddly tummy covered in fur, we now see his innards are exposed revealing his rib cage and his gut.

It’s a grown up thing

This zombie teddy is definitely something an adult would find attractive. There is little chance your kids are going to be borrowing this guy to help them get to sleep any time soon. Bring him out at Halloween to scare the trick or treaters, unnerve guests or terrorize your family.